A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He’s happy to take some and, munching, asks her why she isn’t having any herself.
“Oh, young man,” she says, “they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.”
“Why buy them at all then?” wonders the driver.
“You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!”
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